Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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