He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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