There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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