I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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