Where did you get a picture of my penis
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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