She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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