everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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