What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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