He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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