Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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