If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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