just survived the first fart of the relationship.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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