Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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