Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize