Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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