Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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