belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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