i permit you to call me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
3 2 1 whiskey
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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