dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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