that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's like heaven, but drunker
did i walk over a car last night?
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize