why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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