Non-Jews are for practice
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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