it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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