Need sex. Gaining weight.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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