You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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