There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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