i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I forget how to act sober
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