Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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