I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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