sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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