ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think people are normalizing furries
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