I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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