I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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