The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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