Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Someone came in the potted fern
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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