I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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