people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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