hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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