is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Randomize
