Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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