"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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