The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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