But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
They have beer where we have blood.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
