i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Someone signed my nipple.
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