Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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