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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!

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• (310): View more from California

  i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy

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• (979): View more from Texas

  The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.

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