But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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