16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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