i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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