Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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