How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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