i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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