you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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