I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
She said her name was "party"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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