If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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