I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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