He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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