***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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