Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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