Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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