your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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