Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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