ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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